Ok, I’ve gotten a better explanation as to what is happening with Canadia: 2056 on iTunes.
What you’re seeing up there now isn’t the final… release? I don’t know how to explain it, exactly. CBC is fiddling around with the pricing, I guess there’s some kind of confusion when it comes to putting media up on iTunes’ server and how to price it – so the CBC is figuring that out.
You’ll notice there are more episodes up.
You may also notice that there are episodes of Afghanada up there.
What is supposed to happen, at some point in the near future, is that there will be a whole CBC RADIO DRAMA section on iTunes, with links to it from the home page and everything (you may have noticed it’s not exactly easy to find, and that was done on purpose… so the CBC’ers could figure the system out).
Long story short (or tl;dr) It’ll all be up there soon – and I mean a lot of Radio Drama, not just my show – and it’ll be accessible and affordable.
For real. The first 5 episodes of Season 1, available on iTunes… Here.
No one is more baffled and surprised than me!
And hey, 3.99 4.99 for the first 5 episodes, that’s not bad! I think… I mean, I’d pay that…
I think this marks the first time a CBC Radio Drama has been available for (legal) digital download… Sure, you have to pay, but this is progress, right?
This was floating around Facebook tonight, and some of the comments ranged from “This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen” to “sorry, I understand sarcastic humour where something is sooo bad it’s funny, but really… this is JUST SHIT! There’s nothing funny or ironic about it whatsoever. Seriously… it’s bad, off the charts.”
Humor is subjective. Not everyone’s going to like everything.
All I can argue is why I find it so funny, and make a little comment about comedy in general.
Now, mind you, I don’t have a degree from Humber or anything, so I’m no expert, I’m just going on my experience and my instinct here… I also can’t sleep.
Some humor is grounded wordplay, gags and surprises. It engages your mind.
Some humor is grounded in empathy. It engages your heart and your gut.
The best is usually a combination of the two.
This video, for me, plays to my feelings of empathy and the awesome tragedy of humanity.
The guy who made this is clearly in love with this Lucy person, and has gone to such an extreme to try and express his love, but he’s failed so miserably. It’s an awful video (albeit somewhat catchy. I can’t seem to stop playing it) but he’s obviously put some effort into it. It must have taken him some real thought and time. He didn’t know he’d come off as some kind of stalker. I’m pretty sure that was far from his intent. Now, I can only speak for myself, but I’ve been in this guy’s position. I’ve never gone so far as to make a music video declaring my unrequited love, but I’ve felt this guy’s pain.
I know where he’s coming from.
For example: A show like The Office was a cringe inducing, awkward comedy. But at the end of the day, David Brent was a good guy, with a good heart, he just couldn’t express himself. He tried too hard. He just wanted to be accepted, loved and validated. But all his attempts at getting any of that ended up making him look like a fool and a jerk. But you rooted for him. You wanted him to be accepted in the end. Maybe you didn’t, but I genuinely believe that deep down, that was the point. That was his subtext.
I think a good comedy engages the audience, it gives you someone to identify with and root for. But they must always fail. Until the end… Except in the darker comedies, where the hero fails even when you think they’re going to win.
I could cite a few examples of comedies that didn’t engage me, but certainly engaged a lot of people. I mean, I think that ultimately, you try to be true to yourself, and write from the heart. But not everyone is going to like it. Again, it’s all subjective. If you’re lucky, and intuitive, you’ll engage enough people. But if you try to force it, you’ll fail. I hear the word “heart” being thrown around a lot these days in terms of what the networks are looking for… But I don’t think some people really understand what that means. To me, this has heart.
So… Back to the video. I also imagine poor Lucy on the receiving end, and what her reaction must have been. Horror? Shock? Embarrassment?
Since it’s leaked onto the internet, I’m guessing she wasn’t swept of her feet, and I imagine she thought it was hilarious and posted it only to humiliate the guy. So in the end, he doesn’t really deserve her. That’s me justifying shit so I don’t feel so bad about laughing at someone’s misfortune (I’m also trying to find some way of making the guy a hero). But there you go…
I mean, if it was a friend of mine, I probably wouldn’t laugh at it. I don’t know what that says… That’s a whole other issue.
I still get e-mails everyday asking about the future of Canadia: 2056, and with the CBC’s recent cutbacks, the questions have turned more to the future of radio drama in general.
The official announcement is that radio drama will be “reduced”.
Sadly, this doesn’t look to be the case.
The project that is in the pipeline will be seen through, and after that, Radio A&E has decided the best thing to do is to cut their losses, redeploy the staff into other positions and put drama on ice until funding is reinstated.
So, it looks like there’ll be no new radio drama for a while.
It’s a very sad time for me, and for my colleagues and friends in the drama department.
But, it’s a sign of the times, and instead of being bitter and angry, I think the best thing to do is to be understanding, and to try and hope for the best. This is genuinely one of those “greater good” times.
For me, it means that I have to move on, and start looking for other mediums and formats to write in.
I will say, that writing for radio has been one of the great joys in my life. I could honestly write radio drama for the rest of my life, and be more than fulfilled and satisfied. I love it. Writing Steve, The First was an experience not unlike being thrown into a pool and discovering that you already know how to swim.
I’m one of the lucky few who found something they were good at, enjoyed it to the fullest and had a good run with it. I never felt like I had to compromise, and I always believed in the work I was doing – I will remember the last few years as profoundly life changing. I wrote 28 half hours, and co-wrote 6. The experience made me a better, and stronger writer. I can proudly boast that I’ve written more half-hour comedy in a few years than most Canadian writers will in a lifetime.
The sad truth, and reality, is that it doesn’t get that many listeners, and it doesn’t justify the cost. And these things have to be taken into account – these are the times we live in.
I’m not writing this post to urge people to write in to “save drama”, I don’t think that’s necessary. It’s time to move on, and hopefully, when the time is right, drama will live again on the airwaves of the CBC.
Now, don’t take this is as “official” CBC statement – and I am fully aware that I could get my hand slapped for writing this, but I urge anyone who thinks that I’m writing this as a protest to read this post carefully. I thank everyone who gave me the opportunity to tell my stories on the tax-payers dime. I also thank the CBC who took tremendous leaps of faith with me and my shows. Sci-Fi/Comedy is not an easy sell, but I never got that impression when I dealt with the higher-ups. They showed nothing but encouragement and enthusiasm for my ideas.
I never took any of that for granted, and I hope we can, despite the sadness of these times, celebrate the great work that has been done over the years.
Finally, to the fans, I’d like to thank you all for your continued support and overwhelming love for the shows I’ve written. I hope you continue to follow my work, wherever it takes me. Ultimately, I write for myself, but I’m nothing without an audience. Any writer who says any different is a bold faced liar.
No one told me, but hey, here it is… Sort of in time for Christmas. I mean, not really, but you know…
Anyway…
Don’t blame me if you didn’t know, I didn’t know either!
And, yes, if you’re wondering about the “directors cut” thing, each episode is slightly longer. The director, Greg DeClute, edited each episode to his satisfaction, then cut it for time for broadcast… These are his “satisfied” cuts. I haven’t even heard them.
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Alright, I admit, that’s a somewhat melodramatic subject title. Sue me.
But it’s been a while since I posted, and a lot has happened. In fact, the reason I haven’t posted is because a lot has happened.
(If you want to ignore the whining and complaining, “Oh why me-isms”, skip the next couple paragraphs.)
PERSONAL:
Nothing terribly exciting – just the normal bullshit that everyone has to contend with at some point or another. Without getting into specifics, I will say that because I have a lot of time to myself, I have the luxury of analyzing everything to death, making my hardships feel, to me, that much more unbearable than anything any other person has ever had to endure. The economic collapse, the daily carnage brought on by a multitude of wars, famine, plagues – all pale by comparison to the heartbreak of a 33-year-old man-child who is forced to face another one of his fuckups in a long list of fuckups.
And Friday, I moved… again. Which is ultimately a positive thing. Living in the Distillery was sucking my soul… But moving is at the top of my list of stressful experiences. (Yeah, yeah, it’s at the top of everyone’s list, but I suffer more because I’m fragile and extremely neurotic, so… boo.) During the move on Friday, I misplaced my glasses, so it’s been four very long, blurry days – and I haven’t unpacked much, partially because there’s this underlying fear that I’ll be moving again (I haven’t lived in one place for more than a year in over 6 years – is it me? It’s hard to believe that it’s just circumstantial – again, more over-analysis.) and partially because I can’t really see anything without my glasses: I “guess” that “thing” looks ok “there”.
There’s some other shit that I won’t get into, only because I’m starting to annoy myself. But, here’s a gem: Last night I stepped in puke – I didn’t discover this until this morning, when I put on my boots and discovered (through smell, not sight, mind you) said puke. This, naturally, caused me to puke.
Canadia: 2056. Although a third season hasn’t been ruled out, it does look unlikely at this point. The second season was supposed to be available online for pre-order two weeks ago, but surprise surprise, there’s a delay. Maybe it’ll be available for Christmas… But then again, maybe it won’t.
I’ve been flung back into the world of sketch-comedy. During the summer, I co-wrote a bunch of sketches for CBC Radio’s “The Irrelevant Show”, then I was brought in as head writer for a radio pilot featuring a couple of CBCers, and I’ve just finished a four week stint in a writing room developing a bible for CBC Television for a sketch-ish show. I’m not going into specifics on any of these, only because I’m superstitious.
I’ve got another radio pilot in the works, and I’m (slowly) working on the third draft of the screenplay.
So, things are good. I’m working, I’m in a new apartment and finally: I’ve enlisted the help of a panic disorder specialist. I’m learning to cope with my anxiety and panic and can, for the first time in twenty years, see a light at the end of the tunnel.
I just wish that my relationship hadn’t fallen apart, my dad didn’t freak out when the economy tanked and put the condo I was living in on the market, and my dog wasn’t diagnosed with lymphoma.
But like I said, other than those things, life is good.
First, I’m sorry that I haven’t posted in a while… I’ve gotten really bad at keeping things up to date…
Second, we judged the “future graphics contest” today, and I was really flattered and blown away by the entries.
Now…
While I was at the CBC today, we talked about the possibility of a 3rd season… And we don’t know what to do…
I would love to do a 3rd season, not just because it’s a job, but because I have a great time putting this show together… It’s a great group of people, and I love the world that’s been created.
The success of a show like this is tough to gauge… There are listener numbers, but it doesn’t tell us a whole lot.
So, without sounding like I’m trying to solicit “fan mail” I’m putting this out there:
It wouldn’t hurt to write the CBC and ask for a 3rd season, if you want one… Even if it’s a simple: “I’m a fan of this show and I’d like a 3rd season please”.
Of course, you can be more enthusiastic if you like, I’m not going to dissuade you.
Here’s the address to send something to: canadia2056@cbc.ca
It’ll go to my producer, who will forward it to the powers that be.
This isn’t an attempt at starting a campaign, it’s just that we could all benefit from a better picture of how many people are actually listening.
I’ll post more about the last couple episodes as they air, and give out some boring details about my life… Soon.
CBC actually pulled out some promotion, and I’m really happy. Here’s the official website, now in awesome 8-bit! There’s some cast and crew pics, video’s, bio’s and even a contest!
The first episode of the second season starts tonight on CBC Radio 1 at 11:05pm, then repeats on Friday at 11:30am.
I don’t know what people will think of the new season. Personally, I think it’s better than the first… But I have to say that… Even if it’s true.
Anyway.
And yes, as it was mentioned in the comments, I did win an ACTRA award for my work on the show. I am very grateful, and was somewhat shocked, actually… I took it as an acknowledgment, not just for my work, but for the entire cast’s – and for Radio Drama in general.
Here’s a picture of my dog staring at the award, looking just as stunned as I must have looked when they read my name.
It’s been a while. Let me see, what have I been doing…
I was working.
And I moved in January.
There, you’re all caught up.
I just finished writing the last episode of Canadia… Like five minutes ago. We still have 2 episodes left to record, but I’m done with the writing. Done.
It’s bittersweet for sure. I’m not exactly sure how I feel. A bit relieved, a bit sad… A bit… Tired. Actually, shit, really tired.
24 episodes in a year and a half. 10 the first season, 14 this season.
I hope people like this season (Which, incidentally, starts this Wednesday @11pm on CBC radio 1)…
Anyway, I’m going to bed. For a few days, I think. Then I’ll catch up on all the e-mails… taxes… life… That I’ve been neglecting for so long.
I had a hell of a time. Not many people get to do what I just did. I’ve been really lucky for this experience.
Ahh, feels nice…
Wait…
Oh… There’s this little… Twinge of something… In my gut… What is that…
I’ve been surfing the net FOR HOURS and HOURS… Occasionally switching over to Word to write… nothing…
This is one of those days that just crawls by at first, but in a few hours I’ll wonder where the day went.
Anyway.
Canadia: 2056 now has an official web page, here. It’s in progress, there’s more to come (and it’ll be in super futuristic 8-bit!).
And, I can’t believe it, but the CD of the first season is available here for a whopping $49.99.
I like how part of the description reads:
This entertaining sci-fi comedy series is written by one of Canada’s best-loved comedy writers, Matt Watts.
Heh.
“best-loved”.
Do you hear that? My own CD says I’m (one of Canada’s) BEST-LOVED!
Kevin White, I’m coming after your job. Are you best-loved? I don’t think so… Maybe “somewhat” loved (or “most” loved), but quite frankly, when I watch Corner Gas, I think, “this show could use a PR-designated BEST-loved writer in charge”.
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