Happy New Year!

I did an image search on the phrase “Happy New Year” and this was on the first page:

Which made me laugh, cuz I always wondered what happened to this dude who was on the side of our Pinto station wagon:

Here’s to 2007 not blowing ass!


Peter Boyle – RIP

Peter Boyle was one of those guys that seemed to pop up in the weirdest places. Taxi Driver, Where the Buffalo Roam… If you read “The Last Days of John Lennon” a book about the last few years of John Lennon’s life, Peter Boyle is in it. He was friends with Lennon, who served as his best man at his wedding.


Anyway… When we first got a VCR, one of the only movies our local video store always had available was Young Frankenstein. I rented it over and over again. The movie made me want to get involved in comedy… Gene Wilder and Peter Boyle are truly spectacular together…

So, because all I do is embed videos from YouTube these days, here’s Puttin’ on the Ritz:


The World Ends… TODAY!

According to Texas based fanatical religious group The House of Yahweh, Nuclear War will break out today and it will last 13 months until “the final burning blast that darkens the sun”…

Here’s a slightly dull video, made a month ago, by their leader (or “overseer”), Yisrayl Hawkins, which explains everything… Sort of. Did I mention that it’s slightly dull? I wasn’t paying full attention.

Anyway, there’s no need to panic, I’m pretty sure the world isn’t going to end today.

I’m no expert, so you shouldn’t listen to me, but then again, I’m probably 5% less crazy than that guy, so maybe you should.

Here’s my 5% less crazy prophecy:

“The world sucks, and will continue to suck, but it will never end, because the things that really fucking suck, never end.”

– From the blog of Matthew.

Hey, I’m not bad at this… Flock to me, my children!

And bring pie!