Oh… this is good.

Actually, it’s not. It’s terrible.

Antonia Zerbisias examines and explains the findings of a study conducted by the Canadian Film and Television Production Association (CFTPA).

Simply put, “…the sector is close to death by starvation.”

It affirms my belief that the only reason Global has any interest in doing a show like ET: Canada, is because it’s considered Canadian content and it’s cheaper to make than the cheapest show ever produced, Train 48.

Makes me want to puke.

That or the hangover.

Either way, my tummy’s upset.

Yes… Tummy.

Fuck off.


Am I crazy? No. Well…

Not a day goes by where I don’t question my sanity as often as a normal person thinks about sex.

So, basically, all day long I think about sex and my mental state.

And Spiderman.

Most people dream about flying, I dream about webslinging.

It’s true… I’m a little nuts.

Anyway, thankfully, for those days where I’m not really clear on where I fit into the world and it’s many complex layers of mental stability, I have the inter-web to remind me that there are people out there who are just as crazy as I am.

In fact, some people are crazier.

For example:

The real Peter Pan.

This woman.

And finally, this man who has written an incredibly disturbing “How To Guide” on making love to a dolphin. You might not want to click on that link if you’re at work. There aren’t any pictures, but I’m pretty sure you don’t want your boss to find out that you’ve been reading detailed instructions on how to fuck a dolphin. Unless of course, your boss fucks dolphins. Then, hey- at least you and your boss finally have something to talk about.

So there you go. You may have days where you think you’re unraveling at the seams, but it could be worse. You could fuck dolphins.

Now… Time to get healthy, get clear and rid myself of all these body thetans.



Pirate Attack!

According to the BBC, Pirates are still a threat.

At least 23 hijackings and attempted seizures have been recorded off the Somali coast since mid-March, according to the International Maritime Bureau (IMB), which has warned ships to stay as far away from the coast as possible.

Now, they’re not your “one legged, eye patch wearing, parrot on the shoulder” pirates. But they are your “board your ship, steal your booty and scare the shit out of you in the process” pirates.

As horrible as it is… You have to admit, it’s kinda cool.

But if they want to be real pirates, they should fly the pirate flag.

Or get scurvy.


“Get some exercise!”

After finishing lunch with a friend, I decided to walk him to his car and get some air (meaning he was going for a cigarette and I wanted to breath in the second hand smoke). As soon as I said, “Where’s your car?” A tall skinny diseased ridden guy barked a response at me, “GET SOME EXERCISE!”

I stood there stunned as he continued down the street, muttering to himself.

He’s right tho. I probably should exercise more.


Lazy Coward

Wow. If you haven’t read this article from CNN on the emails of former FEMA Chief Michael Brown written during Hurricane Katrina, you should.

The article quotes the e-mails, but download the pdf which contains several of the e-mails mentioned. Trust me, it’s a great read.

My favorite is this one, which is not from Michael Brown, but written to him from FEMA Press Secretary, Sharon Worthy:

Sharon Worthy email to Michael Brown

Note that she doesn’t tell him he needs to work harder, just that he should look like he’s working hard.

The thing that strikes me while reading these e-mails isn’t how incompetent Michael Brown was at his job, because clearly he was, that’s besides the point. What strikes me is how unaware he was of his responsibilities as the Chief of FEMA.

Which is fine, I actually identify with the guy. He’s a lazy coward. So am I. The major difference between people like him and me, is that I ADMIT IT.

It seems ludicrous to me that someone in a position of power would appoint someone like me to a job like the head of FEMA… But I guess it happens… Only I’d turn it down.

I don’t mind having responsibility, and I always get my work done (even if it’s at the eleventh hour) but being the lazy coward that I am, I would never accept a job where people could DIE if I didn’t do my job.

What kind of lazy coward takes on a job like that?!

Right… He’s not just a lazy coward, he’s an IDIOT.

Do you think this guy sleeps peacefully at night, or do you think he’ll have to be put on suicide watch?

I’m guessing he sleeps just fine.