It’s Christmas, hide your belt and your shoelaces

Yes, it’s that time of year where everyone is miserable as hell. What? Did you think you were the only one? Nope, sorry to tell you this, but everyone hates their lives right now.

Those smiles you see on people’s faces on the street? They’re just barely containing the misery and the rage.

Everyone is just keeping it together right about now.

So, put on a warmish coat, pull on your rain boots and plaster on that gigantic fake grin and go see the people you call your family.

And if you’re alone on Christmas, and you’re depressed about that… Well, let me just say that I know it’s hard to believe, but all those people you see having a good time, are full of shit and secretly they envy you. Enjoy the quiet.

Happy Holidays.

We will survive.