A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.
I’m having so many conflicting thoughts. Sure, what he did was wrong… But… It’s also kind of brilliant… I mean, if i make it to 76, i’ll probably throw caution to the wind and do whatever the fuck i want. Who’s going to tell me what i can and can’t do. i’m 76! Fuck you! I’m shooting heroin and posing as a breast inspector!
The other thing is this:
At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
No offence, but if you’re dumb enough to let a 76-year-old man into your house, who claims to be a “Breast Inspector”, and you only get suspicious after you let him inspect your GENITALS, and it’s only because he WASN’T WEARING RUBBER GLOVES…
Well, then i say good for him, the dirty old coot: